ok seriously

you don’t know me at all.

and your sense of humor is getting really annoying.

1. you think i’m late to things - i’m not. ever

2. if i don’t go somewhere it’s automatically because i’m hung over - i never am.

3. if i don’t feel good it’s morning sickness - as far as i know, mary is the only virgin to give birth.

4. you insinuated that i did crack - like what the fuck?

seriously. it’s just weird. and you used to be my friend…. but you just get too much pleasure out of putting me down.